This is how I imagine the thought process of reasonably informed, non crazy voters on both sides:

This is me, except that I have a strong preference for Bernie over Hillary. However, if Hillary wins the primary (and surely she will), I am absolutely casting my ballot for her. I’m not saying that Hillary is a rabid porcupine, but I am saying that I would vote for a rabid porcupine with glee before I would opt out…

Holy nightshade... you’re right!?!

“Did you know that Buddhism isn’t a religion, it’s...”

I’ll bet you didn’t know that Nirvana isn’t just a rock band...

In honor of the upcoming holiday, here is some horseradish for Kasich to shove up his gentile tuches.

I mean, growing up my favorite movie was Torah! Torah! Torah!

Technically, shaygotssplaining?

I think shiksplaining has a better ring to it.

Twelve?

I’d be out of the greys if I weren’t so damned stunning.

We have all of the same favourites! Although those characters were obviously way out of my league, I definitely identified with the bored, mischievous smart kid vibe going on in them when I was a kid, and they inspired me to step up my game.

The character-study painting of the passengers on a stalled subway car from Son of Interflux still springs unbidden to my mind from time to time on my commute. So does the moment where he’s able to contain his glee at the girl saying ‘yes’ to a date until his buddy gives him a thumbs-up from across the room, and…

I hadn’t checked on its print status in awhile. But my copy is definitely on my keep list.

Holy shit! What an unexpected and lovely tribute to an awesome, awesome author.

Apparently you need to hang on to that. it’s out of print now!

OMG yes yes yes! I had the exact same feeling when Gordon Korman spoke to my grade 4 class (his niece Elise was in our class.) I was awed — utterly awed — that this world famous celebrity was coming to my little school. _No Coins Please_ remains my reference for milking a cow; _I Want to Go Home_ should be required…

While I understand the unity/child surname issue, my biggest issue with the name change is how infrequently it happens in reverse. How many men would be happy changing their surname to that of their wife?

I just want to be a Democratic Nominee supporter - do you want to hide in my tent with me? (I have feelings about both candidates, some good and some bad, but mostly I have feelings about the Republican candidates, and those are best summed up by words like “evil”, “inhuman”, “sociopath”, “lizard-people”, and the…

My biggest flaw? Sometimes I get a bit peckish and go on rants about how the holocaust never happened and WHO IS TO SAY MUSSOLINI WAS A BAD GUY?! HE SEEMED LIKE AN ALRIGHT GUY! I MEAN, HE WAN’T AS GREAT AS STALIN, BUT HE WASN’T GIVEN THE SAME CHANCES AS THE MAN OF STEEL!