Pro-Tip guys: To waste a turn and save PP, use an Antidote on your pokemon. It will have “no effect” and not waste the Antidote. This is invaluable for chaining while waiting for the call for help to work. And don’t forget those Adrenaline Orbs!

How do you know when someone is an xbox fan boy?

How do you know when someone is an xbox fan boy?

Saddly my first thought was you are planning to make jam as in fruit preserves.....

Animal Hoarding Simulator...probably the best description of Pokemon ever

^^Can’t tell if real or sarcasm.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Three hours is enough for me since it’s unlikely I’d take this anywhere outside of my house and since I don’t think I should sit on the toilet that long.

Didn’t they just make a movie about this?
Call The Rock, he’ll know what to do.

Sure, but now that we’re all old and have bad backs, it’s a lot harder to sit on the floor 5 feet away from our TVs.

Good. Now all the youngin’s will see how it was like to play with corded controllers. Back in my day...

Meanwhile, Trump has been reading up in preparation for the next debate:

“[..]the city is looking at how to deal with the employee.”

Eww. But Jan got the last laugh. While Marcia is on “Dancing with the Stars,” Jan bought a Malibu house AT AGE 11 and just unloaded it for almost $4 million.

True story: When I was in college, our soccer club team was challenged by the university’s women’s team. They were far better than us, but we decided it would be fun to do. Just to make it more interesting, and to f*ck with our heads, the ladies said that we would play skins vs. shirts, with the first team to allow a…

However:

Shit, I went into journalism?