Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

And it isn’t even a good song. Sure, it isn’t Christmas Shoes bad (listen to that at your own risk), but it sure isn’t good. The only reason this gets dragged out every year is because it is tolerable and radio stations feel the need to start playing Christmas music sooner and sooner each year, requiring more…

Made the mistake of taking a drink while opening this article.

I might not have the strength...

I’d offer the point that you’re ignoring the context of this game’s reveal. That it was marketed directly to a crowd of people it’s not being produced to be marketed towards. A crowd of people, both in person and at home who paid for access to take part in the event that marketing was within. And that this was all…

And what’s right in the middle of the van? Motherfuckin UFO’s!

Yes... kids... definitely not me at work with a stack of paper I snagged from the copy machine.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

What’s it like to be too stupid to Google my username to find an explanation for its significance?

Mr Dumass approves.

So he’s being held indefinitely and fined infinitely for vague charges? What a time we live in!

You could make this list 100 games long and still be leaving good games off.

threatening to tell his mom worked. So why go further ^^

Yeah, I agree. As I get older I have less patience for JRPGS. They used to be my favorite genre and while I can still play my favorite franchises (FF,DQ,etc.), I noticed I have a harder time getting into newer ones. Especially ones that come up with way too many terms to explain their world and logic.

AND the room it apparently created is covered in weird pictures of Pikachu if my memory serves me. Which was interesting enough to me that I actually looked at each one. Made me feel like I was about to fight Pikachu’s stalker, LOL.

Well the game takes place in aloha which is pretty much hawaii, of course swimmers are hot, that’s the only thing they can do, swim

Probably unnecessary (because, you know, charity) disclosure: Depression Quest, by Zoe Quinn, is part of this bundle. We dated a while back, and it was a whole thing. You might have heard about it! If not, well, there you go. Have a cool and chill day.

While you’re giving veterans a hard time, remind us - when did you serve? What branch?

He’s offensive without purpose and apparently without an iota of self-control. He’s offensive because he can’t help it; he’s got a big mouth and no filter to stop the first thing that comes to his mind (usually something offensive) from flying out of that mouth.