It’s all politics anyway. I just want him to back to making dumb movies for kids. Whatever makes him happy. Fuck all the haters!

There’s a strong belief some of us have that her stylist hates her.

She’s Jerri Blank but SO MUCH WORSE!

sexual contact with human remains without authority

“Step 1: Fire every employee. Yes, even the black guy who went along with this bullshit without blowing any whistles.”

Color me not surprised, it’s Arizona America!

“I like it when you wear the Nazi costume." - Jack, from Twitter

Well was a.... COLOR COMMENTATOR!

George Zimmerman will continue to try to monetize his murder of Trayvon Martin until he is dead.

Hey, everybody:

Wow....I have to say I’d want to keep the fuel stops, if only for the safety issue of having 187 gallons of high explosives in a custom container behind me.

I hate videos, and I’m at work. Anybody wanna transcribe?

There are five syllables in “Nathan Peterman,” which technically makes his name bigger than Tom Brady.

I was talking about Jon Hamm... I’m not touching that disgusting T.I. story!

You’re like the guy Eddie Murphy talks about in this video, “Ey, yo nigga - bale this cotton. I woulda been like suck my dick, massa.”

Sorry to burst your complete lack of fact-checking bubble…

But even though Braasch hasn’t seen the video, she contends that she feels like it would exonerate her, adding that the “supervising officer who came late to the scene...was very hostile to me...He began berating me and I found his behavior to be very hostile...I was the harasser instead of the person being harassed.”

Glad you asked. Its called a “burglar alarm”, is activated by motion sensors, can be connected directly to emergency services and cameras and has been very very common for decades because burglars can defeat walls and doors.

The correct analogy here would be buying a lock for $1500 dollars at the protestations of everyone in your family for a storage unit that does not have eyes on it 24/7. Everyone in your family said you were losing money, but your racist uncle on facebook gives you likes each time you talk about your strong solutions…

Late to the party, but I had to let you know this is a fantastic analysis of a game that deserves more love than it ultimately got. Now, how about a sequel on Vagrant Story?