4th of july is one night that everyone knows is coming a year away. This has been like this every night for almost a week now.

I take it parks don’t close over there after a certain hour? Where I live if your found in there after sundown they will first kick you out with a warning and afterward if they catch you coming back they issue you a ticket for trespassing.

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

One of my favorites

Especially if you just met the girl.

Especially if you just met the girl.

Unless you’re implying that the moths come from a really valuable secret stash of flying insects, I think you mean ‘hordes’, not ‘hoards’.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

It’s from Aqua Teen. An episode where Shake was trying to convince Meatwad he was gay, which then causes ‘wad to start acting super tough and wearing leather outfits to prove how straight he was.

These aren’t two sides to one thing. On one hand, innocent black men were murdered by specific police officers, On the other hand, innocent police officers - who were not the ones who committed the murders - were killed by black people who were not the victims. These are two idiotic wrongs. If anything they are on the…

MySpace isn’t going anywhere...every single person under 25 uses it everyday.

Boy, I bet the Great Gazoo subplot is gonna be fucking dark as shit.

Her hair has fallen out and revealing spikes and her real father!

The Batman Doesn’t Kill People Myth is getting old.

start a tire fire next to it to keep it warm where it is; and maybe a gentle ‘cleanse’ with a respected-brand microbead lotion.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Brace yourselves. Fat jokes are coming.

I prefer the Picard Maneuver.

A lot of commenters are really missing the point that the mothers of Tamir Rice, Trayvon Martin*, Eric Garner, Mike Brown, and on and on and on managed not to attack any reporters even when they began flocking to report on their children’s deaths. There is another factor besides grief here, and it’s called whiteness.…

It’s the 50s, so I’m guessing nuclear power of some sort.

Not something I’m putting into my google search history.