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Please note: Some form of electricity is also required to play these games, but Microsoft conveniently leaves that part out.

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

Brexit is a dance where you promise the room that if they vote to do it, it’ll be awesome and then they do... and you switch off the light, turn down the music and everyone goes, “Uh, where are we and what’s going on?”

Oh GMA...

The lady in the middle of the Cavs fan crowd, who barely moves after Kyrie makes his shot and just gives a stone faced fist pump at about 0:43 in that video, is the real MVP.

I’d be mod about this too.

Sweep the Dick Draymond!

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

For me, it was the CoD:IW trailer. When it first started up, there was no text (or maybe I missed that part) so I had no clue what game it was. A commander of a spaceship plots a course for the next mission. Then we see a dogfight in space. It wasn’t until the pilot got out and started shooting that I began to

It’s all fun and games until the swelling cuts off your air supply, or fluid build up drowns you in your own mucus.

E3 is not a bad value if it is worked into your marketing mix properly

  • Players can play music and drink, though the latter makes your character very hard to control

It’s real life Spy Hunter

+1 for the ironic non-clickbait title. Well played!

Because it’s the job of every prequel to give you answers to questions you didn’t care about, like how taxation on galactic trade routes led to the rise of the Empire, and how Wolverine got that jacket he wore in X-men, and look at that little tyke... he’s the guy that’s in the background of the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

No. No blockades are fine to go around. They are blocking stuff off for a reason, and the only part of the reason that matters is “to keep you out”. Cyclists need to stop being assholes.

I was walking through Marshall Field’s in Chicago one time in the lower level where they sell the cookware and do cooking demonstrations and for some reason there was a guy there one time with an eagle perched on his hand. It was the first time I’d ever been that close to an eagle.

Yeah, I wish shows would just stick to technologies that are always going to be the same; wheels, fire, sliced bread....