I don’t get the hate for Alien³ (yes, I enjoy writing it that way because I’m a massive dork) and Resurrection. All 4 Alien movies were made by a different director, and it totally shows - they’re 4 takes on a similar story. I find the visual differences and styles alone very fascinating.

Well, I hear ADHD is almost nonexistent at Hitler Schools.

Grampa! You know you aren’t supposed to use the computer unsupervised, that is how you gave all of your money to that prince. Lets go back to bed now, time for your mid-morning nap.

FF6 and FF9 are my favorites!

“Rocketman”: Monkey steals hibernation chamber

I can understand the confusion since the Star Wars Series can be seen through a tight family structure:

I was hoping for Bricken’s name to be under the headline when I opened io9, but alas it was not to be.

“Heeeyyy baby, do those legs go all the way up?” “No.”

I find that those who insist that it HAD to be rated R are the type that think cussing and violence equal being “mature.” Basically, a juvenile’s idea of maturity.

I hate you for this, because now that I’ve read it I think there is a 90% chance they do that.

I have an insane theory as to who died. The cameraman. It turns out The Walking Dead is a faux-reality show, but nobody’s addressed the camera until now.

I have...thoughts.

yes

Good to see some Warframe love on Kotaku. The game evolved A LOT since beta and, despite many ongoing problems, it’s still a pretty fun and great game.

All I see is...

That IS Negan’s dick pic :)

I left a safe house and knocked the wreath off the door as part of the animation. Get rekt.

Wth!? you got an actual movie on that TV?