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“Heeeyyy baby, do those legs go all the way up?” “No.”

Good to see some Warframe love on Kotaku. The game evolved A LOT since beta and, despite many ongoing problems, it’s still a pretty fun and great game.

I left a safe house and knocked the wreath off the door as part of the animation. Get rekt.

Wth!? you got an actual movie on that TV?

Do people still unironically make this joke?

Everything in their “infomercial” series is the Best 12 minutes ever.

That was my thought as well.
Dude needs to stay in his lane.

To be fair I do think his point was that Italian explorers went to work for Spain (and Portugal too) because “Italy” didn’t hire them. Like, in his imagination, there are all these explorers hanging around but the “Italian” government cares more about cathedrals and won’t pay them. So he knew the first part.

Is it horrible that I’m getting a bit fed-up of him now? I feel like he’s popping up absolutely everywhere as ‘celebrity scientist cameo’ and it’s like he’s being watered down.

what

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

On one hand, that dick got what he deserved. What if there had been a legit reason for the front car to slow down?

Love that album. “Glory Box” is my top song but the whole thing is still good.

Juuuuust finished watching this...and so happy to hear Portisehead “Sour Times” in the soundtrack. Poor Marcia.

The cashier telling Marcia “Guess the defense is in for one hell of a week, huh” after she bought tampons

actually, everywhere Rick isn’t , people are managing the Zombie Apocalypse just fine.

Did anybody else’s eyes roll out of their head and down the hall when the one black character is introduced as “uneducated, but street smart”?

But why? The lick is so forced and it isn’t like she’s going “I love this gun”. It’s just a lick and the “this tasted bad” look to boot :/