Yeah, today... I... learned?

What I’d like to see is a 2lb chicken tender the size of a regular one.

...Last night, I bought some of the in-game currency to test out the microtransactions. By the end of the night, I had found a blue-quality marksman rifle and added a 4x ACOG scope and a decent muzzle modification. It’s powerful and has a satisfying kick when you fire. For the microtransaction, I bought a trippy…

I think this falls more into the lines of an inebriated person being taken advantage of... really shady that those waitresses that were competing to serve him and whatnot... but seeing as there isn’t a law against what they did, the exchange is done.

Yeah, he just said that before I turned off the stream.

Wish they would lazy port their Windows Phone versions of Final Fantasy I and III over to the Windows tablets.

Technically, this is not a lie because there were “many, many french fries,” and those plus the 300 burgers could potentially add up to to “over 1000 hamburgers etc.”

I went on that adventure for you... this is the source video:

Looks like something Jim Bakker would sell... enough Macaroni and Cheese to survive The End.

ugh... you guys just triggered that song in my head. Thanks. :(

Symmetra is Indian.

I just love that you wrote your entire response in lowercase.

I don’t know where or when, but I’m stealing this non sequitur.

Oof... I’m worried for my youtube recommendations at just having those videos be embedded on this page.

Obviously the plan is for them to learn to code and make their own Facebook so that Facebook can buy it out and continue the cycle.

Was it worse than listening to Cris Collinsworth do commentary on an Eagles game?

It used to be, you could put Stickum on your hands to catch those balls. Now they’ve got those gloves.

Does:

You’re greyed on the root? Weird. Thought you weren’t.

So to anyone that already owns one of these: I’m the kind of guy that fills a travel mug, maybe drinks half of it and then leaves it in the car, my bag, on my desk or just on the floor for days at a time for that lovely biological surprise.

So to anyone that already owns one of these: I’m the kind of guy that fills a travel mug, maybe drinks half of it…