Obviously the plan is for them to learn to code and make their own Facebook so that Facebook can buy it out and continue the cycle.

Was it worse than listening to Cris Collinsworth do commentary on an Eagles game?

It used to be, you could put Stickum on your hands to catch those balls. Now they’ve got those gloves.

Does:

You’re greyed on the root? Weird. Thought you weren’t.

So to anyone that already owns one of these: I’m the kind of guy that fills a travel mug, maybe drinks half of it and then leaves it in the car, my bag, on my desk or just on the floor for days at a time for that lovely biological surprise.

So to anyone that already owns one of these: I’m the kind of guy that fills a travel mug, maybe drinks half of it…

I really I like how Eagles aren’t up front, even though I’m guessing they put the three most recent bowl winners on display.

Epic trailer music is my jam... I have most of those songs bookmarked or own them already, lol.

haha... I’m still trying to find the song from the Black Mirror Season 3 trailer that uses the main riff from Moonlight Sonata... and the “In the house - In a heartbeat”-esque them used in the “Ember” tease for that Call of Duty game...

Aye, I miss the old days of passive aggression.

The popular manga and anime Attack on Titan was already adapted into terrible Japanese cinema, so now it’s time for Hollywood to have a crack. I guess!

But the tiniest violin is microscopic!

I thought he was wearing Groucho Marx glasses to hide his identity... but indeed is a thing that he has grown willingly on his face.

Obviously the solution is to slather him in blackface dark makeup a la Zoe Saldana in the Nina Simone biopic. People will be none the wiser.

At least someone loves Rem.

You’d be surprised how many spiders there are in your car. Especially if you park under or near trees.

From the second video:

TIL: Taco Bell actually has coffee on their breakfast menu. I just assumed it came with a 64oz Baja Blast like everything else.

Yeah. That’s one thing that I would really prefer to be analog over digital in a car.

Oh, it’s song by Queen, probably older than both of us, about how liking big ladies, but opens with the singer revealing his preference comes from his nanny abusing him. Kind of like how “Hey Ya” isn’t really an upbeat song when you pay attention to the lyrics.