Nickleback tries to remake “Before I Let Go,”

It’s obvious that in the movie nobody has +1 weapons. It’s the only way to damage creatures like this.

Sounds like something you’d hear playing in a mid-priced mall.

I think that’s a reference to the “forced obsolescence” via down-clocking to maximize battery life that that Apple does on some devices.

Kind of disappointed there’s no video of your dance moves.

“In 1791, Alexander Hamilton paid off his mistress’ husband,” she said. “Paying off mistresses has been going on since literally the birth of our Democracy.”

He must lurk on The Root. :P

Cookie Monster staring at a plate of cookies, a single tear rolling down his furry cheeks as all he can say is:

Westword? Is it a Sesame Street / Westworld crossover?

“To be honest, Eugene eating Kraft mac and cheese with sardines in it throughout college seemed like the most character-appropriate choice possible. But I personally had to live on ramen and tuna for a semester, so maybe I’m biased here.”

Perhaps they were the drunken nobodies of the Skywalker family, and Kylo only told half the truth?

Creepy and ghoulish would be words I’d use.

Friends, Favors and/or Paychecks?

NO.

Looking at the video snip they show of just the lunge... she probably said more than “I support Donald Trump” in that exchange before it got to that point. Where’s the audio anyway? Hate it when people show/record parts of altercations to paint these skewed contexts.

Shaxx is probably wondering why these Guardians are only rising once, if at all.

It’s like that Penny Arcade comic that I don’t feel like looking for and linking because I’m sure someone else probably will!

I was wondering why that name seemed familiar and now I am even more at a loss over finding out about this.

Dicky, a comedy-rapper, is the worst kind of hybrid act. He’s not funny enough to be a comedian, nor is he talented enough to be a rapper. But as Donald Glover’s music career can attest to, if you do two things poorly but do them both at the same time there is a sizable segment of the public that will pretend…