I will never understand how people like you think “silent majority” means a small group of loudmouth assholes.

Doesn’t like Planned Parenthood either. Sucks but doesn’t change my opinion on his music, just him personally.

he recently told his children, “On the school walkout: ‘I love you—if you walk out that school, walk out my house...’

Yeah, the bit where the owner is bragging about “beating” other water-park operators really does read like a Trump quote. “You are now being bested by a guy in Kansas. Not even Texas, okay — Kansas is number one.”

It is indeed that same incident. I’m from the area, and remember all sorts of speculation at the time over what this lawmaker would do to punish the park. Reading this indictment is fucking chilling, though. Class-Action Park was at least somewhat open about the possibilities of being maimed.

No, you’re right - and I’m as sick of him as anybody. But that’s nevertheless what I thought about. More relevant, maybe, is that I think the attitudes these waterpark guys exude throughout this document are allied somehow with the national failings that led to Trump’s election.

All I could think while reading this is: from the incompetence to the unearned self-assurance to the foot-shooting coverups to the threatening lawyers, the Trump gang is just these guys writ large.

Seeso wasn’t good enough for you, was it? You had to go poncing off to Netflix!

Would have respected it more if he didn’t walk back on it.

It’s part of France’s new 24-24-24 time measurement plan, inspired by Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 economic policy. 24 hours in a day, 24 months in a year, 24 years in a decade.

I’m now dying to see celebrities flout this rule and then get tackled on the red carpet and/or their phones swatted out of their hands.

And the investigation conveniently opened approximately three weeks after Bennett accused some police officers of threatening to blow his head off.

Hopefully this case will serve as a reminder to the public that Atlanta blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

This story is so wild you could knock me over like I was a geriatric paraplegic security guard.

So let me get this straight. The officer witnessed this alleged felony assault and then did...nothing? And they decided to bring charges 14 months later?

“the case is all based on the recollection of the officer.”

Was Netflix ever in the running though, really?

A year-and-a-half is indeed a long time. And yet it’s only half as long as 36 months. That’s gotta be a typo, right?

“Hey kids!”
“EDDIE!”
“What do we do if we find a gun?”
“Take it and hide it, so the repressive, liberal government can’t overthrow an unarmed populace!”
“That’s right! And when we meet a police officer, what do we ask?!”
“Am I being detained?!”
“Great job!”