“And now, here is Casey Affleck to present the Roman Polanski lifetime achievement award to Woody Allen!”

He is famous for calling up anyone who won’t do what he wants, and yelling, “I’m a fat hairy jew! Don’t FUCK WITH ME!!” (knowing that, who could have predicted how he’d treat women?)

What a monster! How could he do such a horrible thing?

“ both Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski remain members in good standing of the group” So... this is a pretty toothless statement then. Seems status quo to me.  

Needed this. Not even gonna lie.

He’s not ugly, haven’t you read Seagal’s totally-not-written-by-himself IMDB bio which describes him as “boyishly handsome”?

That’s a very irresponsible comment to make. The idea that only ugly people can be predators is a component of our rape culture and also just rude/superficial.

Just look at this creepy fuck. Was there ever any doubt about him being some kind of sexual predator? He has a very rapey look about him.

I love how Hollywood’s go-to move when they discover a powerful man who worked in Hollywood for decades is a serial sexual harasser/rapist is to be totally shocked at this completely isolated incident perpetrated by one bad apple. They had no idea! How could they? They’ve never heard of this sort of thing happening?…

Also, Danette is dead-fucking-on about Enterprise. Star Trek went from lush orchestral opening scores to Rod Stewart sounding like he lost a bet.

That said, Enterprise isn’t a great show, so its inclusion on this list is a bit dubious.

Gotham’s been a pretty consistent fun show for the past year or so (arguably since the beginning, despite some hiccups here and there.) AV Club used to just give it scathing, unfair reviews all the time but now seems to get it?

Hayden was a family friend. You still got my star. I’m going to hell.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Nice to see you back on the case, Mrs. Goodell.

yes

It’s a story because it’s funny.

My wife only uses fake twitter accounts to try to slide into my DMs. Keeps me on my toes.

Goodell’s wife being an ex fox news anchor is the least surprising thing I heard today and I just finished reading an article on a trump aide’s willingness to commit perjury

I legitimately started laughing when I saw those 2nd and 3rd videos. In the 2nd one, that ball is about at its apex when he starts moving and he gets to it before it’s 3/4 of the way to the ground. The 3rd... around the net... it’s just absurd. As great as Federer is, Nadal is my all-time favorite for shots like that.