I like this!

Who is “we”? Do you work for AVClub?

Are you 8?

One of your greatest fears is playing with the Beach Boys, starting a successful band with a woman you are married to for 39 years, and then she divorces you?

It’s a movie set in another galaxy a long long time ago. Do you know how they worked then? Idiot?

BUZZWORDS!

Oh my god, go to fucking hell with “This is why Trump got elected” That is LITERALLY the dumbest fucking thing to say ever. If this is why your country voted for Trump it deserves to fucking burn.

I hope you go and constantly mention that ghosts aren’t real.

Where’s the downvote button?

This x1000. First Sam shits on an emergency show for having.. EMERGENCIES and now this bad-natured snark out of nowhere. WTH AVClub.

Also if writing is really easy why are you writing for a company and platform in flames, and not say, 911?

Yes. It’s true. This man has no dick.

So I should go the hospital 99 times a day? Fuck off.

This is defs one of the worst AVClub articles in a bit.

Right? Why is he shitting on an emergency medical show for having emergencies? I don’t watch this show but I might now to spite him.

Very nice.

I like this, and dislike Sam’s better-than-you jibes about this guy writing this show.

I mean. You easily answered your own problem in your own post. So it makes no sense.

Yeah! Only AVClub has ever reviewed shows on a grade!! WHY DO WE ALLOW THIS?!

Food is very serious business.