Yeah, I was done after the fourth or fifth time having all my colonists die of starvation

That Delta sketch was the funniest thing I’ve seen on SNL in years, and I like SNL, so that’s not a shot, I just thought it was great

Yep, Irrfan Khan was supposedly originally cast, but backed out at the last second. It’s a shame, because when I was reading the book, he was who I imagined in the role and I didn’t even know his name. Chiwetel does a good job; it is amazing that they couldn’t find a single Indian actor to take on the role though.

*sigh*
I work in Greenfield and this is just the type of tone deaf thing they would do. That said, the entire department is probably less than a dozen officers and about half are women, so there’s that, I guess?

I love that occasionally we get these types of stories that remind me how much I love my state. Clearly not because they were shitty people, but because when they tried to buy their way out of the shit they created, the community collectively went “no, no, fuck you”

Just got an oz of Master Kush in Massachusetts for $225. If it was that much here, I don’t think I could even smoke, I have trouble defending my habit as it is. This should last me through the end of the year

The second they decided to close the Phillip Morris plant in Concord, I said somebody needed to buy it up and wait for legalization. The tobacco companies are clinging to a dying profit base, rather than jumping over to a functionally similar, but much easier to sell, and much more defendable product that actually has…

Which is a damn shame, because Kentucky is one of the best places on earth to grow cannabis. The soil, humidity, temperature, space, and overall climate are practically perfect for it.

Because if extra taxes are coming in, spending might go up, and Government services might run more smoothly (which would make people less small-government).

Yeah, as a southern transplant in New England I will fight a motherfucker if they call something a barbecue but there’s not pulled pork or brisket or something there.

I grew up the only white kid in a mostly black neighborhood, so I’ve been to my share and I would absolutely pick a black cookout over a white cookout any day. Yes, even if it was my family; yes, even if I had to tell them I was bailing and why.

The worst thing is that there are no women there, and yet fucking James Corden is

I dunno man, I grew up baptist and we did it too

THE MONSTER NEVER DID THIS TO ME!!!

V is her favorite

It’s still real to him!

How dare you?

I saw him a couple months ago at a Ralph’s in Hollywood. He was wearing an immaculate, all-white track suit. It was like I ran into God on his day off.

*sigh* Fucking Gastonia.

Uhhh, yeah, that’s not Gastonia. That’s Charlotte