I am glad and honoured to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous. Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

I think lipo is something that has an ongoing cost - like to benefit from it, you actually have to invest in keeping stuff off. I want something that takes off the chocolate bars and leaves them off forever (yet still gives me the choice to eat them whenever I want).

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”