I know she was from Long Island or some other horrible metropolitan area of NYC, but I

I don't think it's that abnormal to put just butter on a bagel. It's kind of boring but still tastes good. I probably only put cream cheese on my bagel about 1/4 of the time. I almost always put peanut butter on my bagel (and a little nutella if I want to be fancy). Peanut butter is good on fucking everything, but…

It was an engagement party for my wife and me in my wife's hometown. My older brother came out by himself while his wife and son of 4 months stayed home. Obviously he let loose. He went home about halfway into the party because he could barely stand. When I returned to the hotel later that evening, the whole lobby…

As a Lions fan and Detroit native, I have always said there are two places where I'll never wear a Lions jersey: Oakland and Philly. This story doesn't surprise me, people from Philly are just miserable people. Which then begs the question, why move from Detroit to Philly? You didn't really improve much. You…

Mad Lean.

I think we've collectively ran the "Detroit joke" into the ground. It's painfully old and way overdone.

Phew, it's just Nelson Mandela. I thought we had lost The Hitman Hearns. Don't scare me like that Barry, it's very inappropriate.

"Nothing is better than when major sporting events happen during portions of the day where usually nothing is happening."

"...no paparazzi will ever bother them because writers are ugly."

"...told the Associated Press the not-sad-enough claim..."

"You never know what will happen when you get live Nazis."

It can be a good thing, but in this case it can carry a negative context. Nobody likes a show-off.

No joke. That section is outstandingly treacherous. The lanes also narrow, and if you're in that far lane you are inches from hitting the guard rail. I won't go above 50 in that area. But I'm also a huge pussy.

You sound like an A's fan.

There will always be arguments on both sides of this Braves issue (not that this argues FOR moving to Cobb County). But holy shit, your one comment has made the most sense out of anything written about this issue. Fuck Marge Schott.

Can we print this out and post it around Cobo Hall come January? I'll help you. I have a HP Deskjet. It takes at least an hour to print a 3x5 picture. So, I'll get started now.....regardless, fantastic post.

"Your average Katy Perry fan is a 12-year-old suburban girl whose dad has already given her a down payment on a new Land Rover."

"although Spielman himself might get canned himself"

"...there is no longer anything honorable about being black."
"...common black stereotypes: Stupid. Lazy. Immature. Inarticulate. Impulsive. Violent."
"These are all good things, traits of which whites are the sole proprietors."