Return of the Living Dead is so fucking good. One of the few horror comedies that can actually be scary in addition to the laughs. Re-watching it last Halloween, I was also struck by how damn efficient it was. You have the whole premise and the infectious smoke released before the opening credits. Not a single wasted…

Fixed, so I should thank you, but to be honest, I'm always a little put off by the outrage of the armchair copy editor.

The Man Who Knew Too Little is awful? Burn in hell Leitch for saying that.

Common denominator is the Clippers, so I think we can all agree they’re the worst

Yeah, Mark, it sure sucks when you think you’ve got a player that’s incredibly important to your franchise, then someone acts shady and yanks the rug out from under you. -Lakers fans

As a Lakers fan I am conflicted. Love to see Cuban screwed in light of his role in the Lakers’ Chris Paul trade. But then again, I can’t stand the Clippers.

Doc: Come on back, DeAndre

It’s a complicated question. I’m going to immediately buck at the sentence “everything that’s wrong with the NBA and everything that’s right with the NFL” because the NFL is a moral monstrosity, and the NBA is just kind of in the middle of the pack, as far as sports league ethics goes, but that’s sort of beside the…