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“It’s a trap!”

Or have Sansa warg the hounds back at Ramsay. She’s past due for some oh-hell-yeah vengeance.

It’s been done to death.

Saw your comment. Made this.

Loria swims against societal morays by being an abysmal ass hat.

I love Coach K. And I loved Dean Smith. The state I call home is fortunate to have hosted two of the top five college basketball coaching legends to ever pace the hardwood.

Hardy can blame this lousy contract on Janay Palmer for her selfish act of clipping Ray Rice's fist on her way to headbutting an innocent elevator. Or maybe he can blame the elevator for provoking her.

Good guy Sauron. Always lookin' out.

Just ordered a similar shirt that reads: Kiss Uranus Goodbye.

A confused Dirk is checking to see if Lebron is now wearing the headband as a garter.

Whoa. Stephen A., are you crazy? It's not like Chip Kelly ran a farm where he had black people working under him, engaging in demanding physical labor for no money as he reaped the rewards.

You had me at "Frank Castle".

Sure. Kick a man while he's down. In his basement. Collecting his own urine in jars. To use as shampoo.

Emmitt Smith: Finishes Tweet. Nods in approval. Collects check for managing Nick Young's Twitter account.

How many times has Rudy Giuliani retweeted everything tagged with #TradeCentre today?

I think he's GRRRRRREEEAAAAT!

I, for one, welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

Quoth the Raven: Brind'Amour.

So, RGIII and Dan Snyder have the same level of self-awareness? Somewhere between a Speak & Spell and a pre-Terminator beta version of Skynet?