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The kid wrote the sign, looked funny but he got his point across.

Climate change is going to cause dramatic shifts, whether we like it or not and there’s going to be global upheaval. In my grimmer moments I think about the potential for mass migration and food riots and that these will all be happening in my lifetime. I can’t help but think that we’re going to look back on the

Superman has killed Zod THREE TIMES in the comics and twice in the movies. Let’s just stop having this argument now.

Well good thing Snyder made him actually interesting because nobody wants to watch a perfect white knight solve all the world’s problems without any drama.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

I’ve always wanted someone to write Flowers for Algernon in the Attic — this miraculous treatment has increased my intelligence a hundredfold! But it also filled me with strange desires towards my sibling...

livin the dank meme

“You don’t want to know how much it cost to ship it to Maryland,” the owner wrote.

Enjoy your racial purity

Are you fucking serious?

Here’s one: on a domestic flight I once witnessed two tall dark and handsome dudes walk on during boarding and an annoying lady said “oh, my, how handsome you both are!” and the first dude replied with heavy Israeli accent “we are Israeli, we are all beautiful”. To this day all I can think about that exchange is:

Yeah, no comparison. So all you “Nice Guys” can fuck right off. No one owes you access to their bodies.

If we just do what they tell us to do, we’ll be safe. What the hell is wrong with us that we can’t get this incredibly easy point?

nop, you have to take his compliment, smile, pay attention to him, suck his dick, or you will get shot

Right. As Margaret Atwood says, Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will murder us.

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

God, that’s horrific. That’s why women are conditioned to give men a “soft no”. Because they’ll fucking murder us otherwise.