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But tinged with a bit of suspicion...like, "this can't really be true, right? RIGHT?" That's the key element, I think.

I called mine into the bathroom to look at the stick, we both looked at each other incredulously for a moment, and he said, "Well, that was easy." (Knocked up first try, a week after my IUD came out.)

I kept it when I found he'd cheated (she answered his phone and we chatted) and then I returned it to Tiffany. I got ALL the money.

She has better eyebrows than ALL of us.

I wouldn't hate too much on Kim K. She's trying to do the right thing and she's already insisting her kid do more than most of the kids (college students) I instruct have done.

She's not complaining about her parents being mean. She's talking about instilling a good work ethic in your children, regardless of how wealthy you are.

This is totally true. My parents didn't have a wad of cash as big as hers but I worked PT jobs to afford designer purses, jeans, you name it. I caught the fashion bug (the real one not that awful store) in high school and while my parents COULD buy me these things, I did not get them unless I worked tirelessly

"Which of your songs would you like to hear Adele cover?"

Until we can get more cats on the Supreme Court, we'll never have true equality.

I was the one who wrote the about section; For us and the bridal party. After ten minutes I started making things up and ended up having fun with it. I referenced Bigfoot and superman and all kinds of stuff. my friends all liked it. She got a bit pissed.

Excellent idea. It's so hard to find opinions from men about what women's bodies should look like! I really wish they'd give me more feedback—that would be so helpful. Sometimes it can be really hard for me to figure out which parts of me I should be ashamed of, and which parts of me I should have on display for

We don't need to ask. They'll be here in a few minutes to tell us.

idk let's just ask men what they want us to look like and go with that

I wish George had changed his last name to Alamuddin instead. Or hyphenated it.

George Clooney-Alamuddin.

*Huge generalization coming your way* Could be the Arab thing. I'm an Arab and basically I have the same brows. I have 4 sisters and all have perfect brows. Perk of being hairy ;)

God. I love you.

Clooney doesn't really fit her name. Her own name was so well matched.

I desperately need to know what deal Amal made with the devil for that hair and those brows. STAT.

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)