How shrewd of the Obamas to adopt daughters who look exactly like them.

What is this world where I really like Taylor Swift? Single-dom (and feminist) is a good look for her.

Ahahahaha. Speaking as someone who has too many feelings and dated someone with too many feelings for like 3 years, it's for sure a thing.

These are the words of someone trying to work themselves around to the idea of "settling". Personally, I think "settling" is underrated, provided you are settling for someone with the right attributes.

Tracy, I notice 'Hits on women in long-term relationships who have children in the comments section of Jezebel' is not on your Dealbreakers list (Unless that falls under the Feminism category). Soooo....

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

My friend and I are 18 when she gets engaged to a boy (that's seriously what he was, despite his age) - we'll call her "Shonda" and him "Frank."

Okay, so, I read Jezebel every damn day and have never commented. But I can resist no longer:

Highschool friend's wedding at a country getaway/resort(ish) type of place:

Ok, I have always thought that my friend's wedding could be turned into a movie, and while not at the time, she now also completely agrees.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

The worst wedding I've ever been to was bad mostly because it was poorly planned and executed. It was a hippie wedding in Kentucky in early August. It took place outside, on a farm at three in the afternoon. They did not provide shade for the guests and it was 97 degrees with 90% humidity and not a cloud in the sky.

I suppose you are looking for something more dramatic than, "I got there, and it was a cash bar."

I was at a wedding a couple of weeks ago where...

I was going to feel sorry for Jack until you said at the end about the 2 more kids. At that point, he's made his own bed.

So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.

Hat-Themed wedding.

All of them, because you're upholding the patriarchy. You conformists.

I have 4 kids and ergo am an expert on every damn thing. So here's what you do:

SAY NO. Say it all the time Say it a lot. Nooooooooooo.

I hate Kyle. He better get it together now or he is profoundly fucked. My 12 year old stepdaughter asked for a four wheeler for Christmas because her stepdad got one and we sang her our Frozen remix called "Do you want to go to college?" Kyle would've bought the stupid thing and then blamed the outdoor recreation…