Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

A true feminist would like that taste.

The unclear, undefinable metrics leave us even worse off. There is not one equality-minded straight man for every equality-minded straight woman. There is not one relationship-minded straight man for every relationship-minded straight woman. Also I know about two couples where the man is more conventionally attractive…

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…

Hey Jon Hamm, look me up, I'm also good at keeping secrets *wink* *wink* ;) ;) ;) !!! *fangirls to death*

Under Kira's supervision, according to the source, pledges in the incoming class were called names, berated for their perceived physical flaws and imperfections, and made to perform physical tasks to the point of bruising and exhaustion.

Don't leave us in suspense! Whose penis was it?

I went to all those hippy classes to and when it came time for my second all that went out the window. My little dude was a flipper, 40 weeks pregnant and he kept flipping, head up, head sideways, head down, head back up. So we had to schedule a c-section because he was sideways, which makes even a breech birth…

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

Of course I'm weighing in. Be warned, I am giving (almost) all the details.

Man, people are already taking this thread SUPER seriously and negatively. To all I say: chillax. This thread is not meant to stop women from becoming mothers. If you really want to be a mother, nothing in this thread will stop you, and if it does, then you really didn't want to be a mother.

You're definitely not the only one, I agree with your post. Also a late bloomer here who segued into having a lot of partners and I only have one experience that I regret. That was when I was on a mission to have a one-night stand, got really drunk and didn't notice the nazi tattoos on the dude I banged until I…

You are not alone. I have had quite a few partners, honestly more than I can count and I've never been interested in keeping count. I have absolutely no regrets.

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

Haha, I always say that I'm terrible at one-night stands, because I ended up married to my one-night stand.

I voted for him because of his promise to be Beyoncé.

Bonus points for including his mom's in the count.

You know, it was a Gawker headline, but I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor is actually a serial killer. She seems so sweet, but spends her entire career talking shit about almost everyone that has ever interacted with her. Taylor, it's you, not them (stolen from a comedian).

Secret option number 5: we had discussions about it and I said that I was not particularly interested in a proposal or a ring, but it was important to him, which is fine. However, he procrastinated so much that I eventually proposed with a pocketwatch that bore a pointed inscription about timeliness on the back. We…

Jeez. I can see this playing out with my now wife: