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Simmons actually looked creepy reading that

Sorry to hear that. I hope they find something that works for her like they did for me. Have they suggested surgery?

I've had epilepsy since I was 13, so I sure as shit know what he went through. It's a horrible feeling, one that I wouldn't even wish upon my worst enemies. Thankfully I saw that they put him on Keppra, which is the medication I've been taking for the past 7 years or so. In August it will be 6 years seizure-free…

Just giving Bryzgalov a head start on the 2013-14 season

+1 from a Raptors fan

I'd make a board game joke but it seems you have a monopoly on them.

Well I came here to check if anyone had done this already and of course they have. Well done.

+1 but the Jays won

Well I'm glad I got to see his last "great" start in person, when he held the Giants to 1 run over 7 solid innings (surprisingly with just 1 K) a few weeks ago in Toronto. Yeah he mostly stunk this year, but he should hold his head high — he was a key starter on a World Series winner in 2002 and he seemed to just…

+1

If baseball returns I want Istanbul to get the Olympics, only because then we'll get to see the Turkish baseball team.

That's exactly what happened at AT&T in San Francisco. They built almost the entire stadium and completely forgot the bullpens, and there was nowhere else to put them.

And this is why you never let Rob Ford tweet for you.

This would be news-worthy in Toronto except that nobody here gives a shit about this joke of a franchise.

In related news, Gary Bettman has announced the hiring of new deputy NHL commissioner Dusty Baker.

They killed his notebook

The plot of Hangover IV: Our four heroes re-trace the steps of the writers and director during filming of Hangover III in an attempt to find the missing jokes. Stupid shit happens.

Sorry, didn't know how to embed it or whatever. He photoshopped or MS Paint-ed a bunch of dresses onto the Sharks.

Also this