You guys, I think <checks notes> “XXX Ass Eater 96 XXX” has a great point

This is tremendous content

That’s exactly what a bot would say

Sure I have one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama_Sr.

you Monster

He was the Brian Piccolo of his time

If there’s grass on the field, he thought

Fuck the police

The “uppity” and the use of “Boy” are a match though

Draymond Greenbacks

I don’t think you really love the stuff you said you do

No matter how much of that stuff he takes I don’t think he’ll ever get pregnant

Nah, he’s forever 33

“We choose ‘No faith at all.’”

“I Have a Bulletproof Mind: The Steadman Bailey Story”

Stick to sport’s 

The move of the match was when they sent “Pawn to Tournament Toilet”

Nah, that’s his “Girlfriend” 

Congrats on that screen name tho

Chris and the dude from the Office are standing by for gritty black & white commercials about tornados