Cruisin’ 

The guy behind her in the green pants seems to kind of like it

That name rings a bell

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

#5 is a dummy - you don’t have to actually jump as high as the guy in the game, you just step off the power pad and then back on

We all will pay for it, with this young dipshit and no term limits

This is why I cross my fingers and check my phone when I hear the push notification buzz

What a nice way for the NFL to honor Bob McNair’s legacy

You know, college football is so great almost everyone involved does it for free

PETE CAROLL’S RULES FOR SUCCESS:

I guess the Pats used the same security team they had watching Aaron Hernandez

The Knicks have just offered the shoe a max contract

What’s up hot dog

Shabazz with pizazz

“I did not choose to be conservative” sounds about the same to my ear as “I did not choose to be a homophobe.”

Goodell: “Two game suspension”

“Domestic” : Woman :: “Urban” : Black

As soon as he scores 69 in a game, yes