Wait, that lumpy, rotten-beef-sack anti-environment idiot sells Priuses? 

Wow, people sure jump at the chance to treat a woman like shit and then gleefully tell her that it’s justified and her fault! 

That’s barely league minimum

Time to see what this Flutie guy from the CFL can do

People betting the over

The name of the country is “The United States of America” and “.....” is an incorrect rendering of an ellipsis. Not a big difference!

Oh wow, if you add up all the wealth of all the GB owners they still aren’t the richest owner in the NFL maybe

You keep talking about abolishing the draft and next thing you know Nixon’s gonna send the national guard to the deadspin offices

You know someone named Mueller’s gotta investigate “to the fullest extent”

DOES HE LIKE BEER THOUGH?!

Even by calling a 9-year-old little boy “young man” she’s showing her cards. White people have a tendency to overestimate the ages of little kids (especially black boys) ~ which, obviously, leads to harsher treatment of those kids. I mean, he’s 9 ~ he’s not out doing anything “sexual” ~ because he is a 3rd grader.

Somehow they all get to the polls to vote (R) though

right, “mistaken for”

OH YEAH! 

Breeland Speaks, Rolls Over, and Plays Dead

A brutal assault 

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

Show off

When Joe Smith’s secret new contract finally kicks in that’ll fix all of this

So that’s the show the Timberwolves are most like then?