ESPN - where white people are far more concerned with appeasing racists than standing for whats right.

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.

The more times you copy/paste it, the more transparently desperate it becomes.

Go back to school, herb:

The point of the tweet is using a terrible, terrible injury as a vehicle to gratuitously denigrate LeBron James, who deserves absolutely nothing of the sort. The fact that it’s a true statement doesn’t mean it has any value, because it completely doesn’t. LeBron James will probably lose the finals because he has…

“Greater than/less than” symbols beyond the education level of your average Stoolie, to the surprise of nobody.

I have said many times before, the devil doesn’t need an advocate.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Devils Advocacy has given rise to the entire MRA movement and most terrible conservative thought experiments. “What is an entire state stopped charging taxes on businesses and quit funding the education department?” “What if we remove a woman’s right to choose but also don’t cover her birth control or properly educate…

Oh hey look! It’s the same guy who runs a company that has a “you cannot be offended by anything including up to sexual assault” clause. Not even a week since his last time in the news. Real high achiever here.

Yes. The guy who started Barstool is asking that question to one of his female employees.

Legitimizing sexual assault and harassment? What’s next for this guy; posting pictures of nude infants and refusing to take them down until the state police intervene?

Is he asking if the textbook quid pro quo sexual harrassment scenario should be OK, because Weinstein started the company?

You are locked in a room with Dave Portnoy and Donald Trump. Both want to talk to you. The question is, what is your plan to make yourself deaf as quick as possible?

Honestly characterizing this view as “prostitution” is pretty offensive to prostitutes. It’s a view in which every single woman is a prostitute and instead of treating them with human decency you just have to find out their price.

The implication is staggering.

I’m really tired of cowards hiding their bullshit within the context of “just asking questions” or pointless hypotheticals.

I don’t have anything snarky to add here - seriously Dave Portnoy, you can fuck right off. Honestly, if that’s how you feel, I hope everything bad in life happens to you and only you. Get fucked. 

He knows we can hear him, right?

Dave Portnoy fuckin sucks