You act like those points you mention don’t 100% apply to the summer games as well.

Breaking: US men’s curling beats Canada. Canada is officially in mourning.

I didn’t get to watch the game because of work, but goddamn that Canadian goaltender broke every bone, is still looking for her underwear, still doesn’t know what happened, and may have been sent to hell.

I love Twitter roasting the idea of arming teachers. My favorite comment so far was something along the lines of “You won’t buy them pencils, but now you got budget for Glocks?”.

“Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!” I know there are a bazillion things about Trump that are just despicable, but the petulance and immaturity of this tweet from the fucking President of the United States really irks me for some reason. God we live in hell. Thank you, Warriors, for denying…

The child is less likely to shit their pants.

“Descriptive audio channel for the sight impaired” — is that what the kids call radio these days?

They complain about the first 9 innings.

No. It is not a bad take Canada earned literally every one of their penalties and about 5 more that were never called.

It’s never an appropriate celebration song.

We also have to talk about the Maddie Rooney save at the end of OT that kept America’s ass alive. 4-on-3 powerplay with less than a minute to go, Canada broke through to get a shot at the net and she just deflected it over. Canada basically started celebrating with it in the air!

But, as the first response to this tweet noted, “But summers off!”

“Trust me, nothing good will come from meeting local kids.” - Marco Rubio

I thought so.

Yes its inappropriate.

When will I be able to punch people like you on the internet.

Not really. Too much goes into that product for me to believe that to be true. It’s like the whole, that artist writes their own lyrics pitch. If it were true, and mattered I wouldn’t need to be told.

No one else does this fuck face, it is widely praised in the industry as being unique and taking a ton of work.