Kwang offered his thoughts on the matter post-race:

Who is doing the berating, an anti-aircraft gun?

“Amateur.”

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

Counterpoint:

So, Bode miller is reuters (boring, accurate), and you want him to be buzzfeed or... deadspin (intentionally misleading)?

Why are we just breezing past the fact that Sean clogs the toilet nearly half the time? Even if he’s exaggerating to make a joke, he must be basing that off something. 25% of the time is far too frequent. What the hell is wrong with that guy?

What functional difference does it make if your wife had already hit the car in front of her? She’s responsible for stopping at a safe distance (and maintaining control of the brakes), he’s responsible for not crashing into her, regardless what she does in front of him.

“And hey, just think the Vikings won the NFL Bronze medal!!”

Ok, so the Eagles beat the Patriots by 8 points in a close game that went to the end, so there is gold and silver.

Now for bronze, we have either: the Vikings, who were blown out in a game they were narrowly favored, or the Jaguars, who lost by 4 in a game…

Came here to say this. Pete Rose is a fucking shithead.

I think he meant athletes at the Olympics are pretty much just hooking up with other Olympians. That’s the whole point of that mountain of condoms they deliver to the Olympic village.

Any and all people from California, Colorado, and other places with epic climates who never discuss the weather because where they live the weather is perfect almost every day of the year (well, except forest fire season).

I know Pete Rose got his knob polished for sliding into home during that one All-Star game, but I guarantee you every other player there was silently like, “What is that stupid asshole doing?”

Clogged Toilet Thing: Is eating leafy greens really that much of a chore?

I know Pete Rose got his knob polished for sliding into home during that one All-Star game

Your reasoning for why flies don’t get hurt when you slap them is way off in my NOT A SCIENTIST opinion.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. As a commenter (You are about to find out my name is Ian. I know, brace yourself) who has had his question answered, I need to report a Fox Newsian level of misquoting, and frankly, I find the whole thing scandalous.

I know Pete Rose got his knob polished for sliding into home needlessly wrecking a guy’s career during that one All-Star game . . .

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).