Somewhere Fireman Ed is saying, “Jesus, that guy needs to back it down a bit.”

Supreme Leader Zorbaxxx?

It might be less that quarterbacks have changed than how we describe them has changed. For example, in 1969, Joe Namath is “charismatic,” but if he acted that way now—particularly after this year—he’d get filed under “complete shithead.”

Yeah turns out MLB uniforms are real baggy and not form fitting.

Former troop here, and can I just be the first to say:

Tim Lincecum has always had guns; they just don’t display in a baseball uniform. Supposedly, he was able to walk on his hands when he was pitching for the Giants. Here in 2010:

I think the physical training methods he’s using have a lot of merit. The flexibility/pliability work. It’s the sciency/diet/wellness stuff that’s patent nonsense. He packages up one with the other to distinguish himself from “regular” trainers.

yes

Steve: if your sister-in-law was Thai (as an example), you wouldn’t be getting in a twist about her celebrating her traditions and holidays. She’s a first generation American. Let her cook.

You make good points. If Santa were really able to do the things he’s alleged to do, he’s basically a deity: omniscient, nearly omnipresent, ridiculously powerful (how else does he make toys for millions of children materialize?) Between this assortment of power, he could certainly have all sorts of tools to use…

Santa Claus has the ability to shrink in order to fit through chimneys. If he can get himself swallowed he can shrink and find his way into the bloodstream. Once he’s in the heart he can enlarge himself and stop the heart thus killing the beast.

“A 29-year-old man, who is waiting for the coal mines to re-open ...”

MEGA?

Let’s all go easy on this guy, he just woke up that day feeling particularly economically anxious.

Antoine Griezmann totally gets how Raheem feels.

The reason for Skipper’s resignation won’t change what he had done for Le Batard’s career.

So basically the rumors that I’m starting that Skipper is secretly a Furry and only got into the sports media world to get closer to professional mascots, which are, as any Furry could tell you, the Holy Grail of Furry Fucks, are true.

I’m just going to say it: