Then what does that make Oceania and Asia? Besides filled with semi-professional teams, of course.

Wouldn’t an armchair journalist be someone who criticizes journalists without ever having participated in journalism?

I actually believe Donald Trump is capable of shooting a 73 or 74. I also believe that Trump insists on unlimited mulligans, foot wedges, and 10' gimmes. I would not be at all surprised to find out that his rounds last 7 hours because of how many mulligans he takes.

He would masterfully compare his opponent to Hitler in a televised debate and win 100% of the vote.

There’s a huge difference between indifference and being glad they didn’t qualify. I didn’t read anything that remotely insults the former, and the latter absolutely should get fucked.

Tim wrote pretty specifically about Americans taking pleasure in seeing our team fail, what part of that sounds like support to you?

I completely agree, PFTCommenter SHOULD run for political office.

Sorry to disappoint you, but Trump doesn’t care.

The grassy area between the sidewalk and the street. This is me learning that people outside of NEO don’t call that a tree lawn.

Is it a hot take if I think getting rolled into while kicking isn’t a “freak accident,” but a normal thing that happens to kickers?

And yet the Hawks traded him for two used condoms and a peanut shell. And despite the meager cost to acquire him, nobody thinks the Hornets robbed the Hawks. Almost makes you wonder if there’s more to the game of basketball than defensive win shares.

Counterpoint: Tristan Thompson very much does not suck. He’s not peak Dwight Howard, but neither is Dwight Howard these days and at least Thompson isn’t a locker room cancer.

Hasn’t that Thursday historically been when all teams resume play? Which must mean the ESPYs are held the day after the All-Star game (Wednesday) and sadly won’t be affected by this. Did I read this wrong, or did you?

Normal people:

One of the Most Expensive Squads in the World with Greatest Player Ever is, in fact, Good

Jesus, people are still letting Cuadrado off the hook for that? Here’s a helpful pro tip for anyone who plays soccer: don’t intentionally step on someone’s foot if you’re already on a yellow card. 

Alright well now I’m on board

This comment is a lot more Orwellian than you probably intended.

The only people more annoying than “what are the fantasy implications of ____?” people are the “I must shame this heartless monster who only cares about the fantasy implications of ___!!” people.

Stealing signs isn’t against the rules, and it’s not the issue here. Your hypothetical of giving out bogus signals to throw off would be sign-stealers happens in every game.