So if I presented you with the choice between a turd sandwich, a turd sandwich filled with broken glass, and a smartphone with access to every piece of music ever created, your first action would be to throw away the smartphone?

Is everyone in the tri-state area legally obligated to listen to terrible sports radio, or do you all just do it voluntarily?

While I think it’s clear he’s a bad person, I’m not as certain that he’s an “abusive piece of shit” as you are.

You read this whole thing and you’re still 100% certain he’s guilty, huh?

Why exactly is he being written off at 22? He was never going to be good enough for Bayern, and there’s no shame in taking a loan back down to the 2nd tier to get more playing time. He’ll still be playing at a higher level than every national team player in MLS or Mexico.

Gary Neville once did an entire segment on MNF about his questionable shot-stopping skills

It’s possible, but I don’t know that they’re ever going to get into the weeds of why her child’s birth killed her. It does remind me that there is a different main character suspected of being half-Targ whose mother died giving birth to him.

Neville’s criticism of Mignolet after Jagielka’s wondergoal is one of the most absurd pieces of punditry we’ve ever seen. No keeper in the world could have seen that shot coming or saved it. That is not a good example of why he’s a bad shot stopper.

I like that your examples of mid-table Premier League are in the Championship and League One, respectively. Mignolet is in an awkward zone above average but below that upper tier where the likes of Courtois and De Gea reside. Liverpool could find someone better, but as others have said their CB issue probably needs to…

There is sooooo much wishful thinking in this post.

I agree that H looks stronger than C, but I don’t think Lauren was trying to say that C is the group of death because of Qarabag, just that they happen to be in it. Either way they are the competitions minnows and got put in one of the hardest groups.

Looks more like he’s addicted to the notorious drug called “aging”.

Yeah, because that was literally his only contribution to those Finals. It’s not like he had more points and assists per game than the unanimous MVP or anything. He walked onto the court for that one shot and did nothing else that whole series.

Not at all. I was pointing out that saying “he hit himself some nice shots” oversimplifies his playoff contributions to the point of condescension.

I guarantee if (when?) Girona gets in a position to qualify for the Europa League, CFG will do what Red Bull did- concoct some change in their ownership structure so that Girona and City don’t technically have the same owners. Practically nothing will be different and the farm system will continue unabated.

He hit the game winning shot in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. He “hit himself some nice shots in the playoffs” the same way that Lebron “showed a little hustle” when he came out of the rafters to block Igudola.

What’s a kang to a gode?

I agree with most of what you said, but there was never going to be freaking violence over a man named Robert Lee working a game in Charlottesville. I really don’t think Lee getting “humiliated” was a realistic proposition either, but that’s at least way more plausible than there being protests and violence over it.

It’s not Clay’s fault that he’s a sensitive little snowflake.

This is great. Do the “All Lives Matter” folks get triggered by them kneeling or zealously defend their religious freedom?