I have nothing against the show, but I HATE these pony fans. Why do they feel the need to inject ponies into everything?

Does anyone else think being able to see the glowing atmosphere distinctly separate from the rest of the planet is the most amazing and beautiful thing about this video, or is it just me?

They can also be used to give Hitler a cadre of sexy, invulnerable female body guards.

Technically, subatomic particles would be in or around the atom, so it's got that covered, too.

I think Dr. Manhattan had it right: just a hydrogen atom (stylized, if they like). That really does encompass everything.

Because, without seeing it, you somehow know that this version is bad?

So this is a planet that we WANT global warming on? I think the human race can handle that.

I sometimes call him "buttear." Lovingly, of course.

My friend had to have a new ear made for him when he was a kid. The doctors made it out of part of his butt.

Alright, people. Dial the ninth chevron. We need to get aboard Destiny and complete its mission.

It's 3.6 metric Earths big.

Thank goodness for that. I'd hate to have to share all of this personalized stationery I just bought.

But I'm still special, right?

Or even better: space gold!

So what's the over/under on one of the prisoners managing to turn it into a weapon and kill someone? I say a month.

Maybe by the time the East Side Access project is actually finished, we'll all be able to take the 2nd Avenue Subway, too!

Come on. Everyone knows that Penn Station is so much worse than Grand Central.

Don't forget the wrist-mounted pistol that he designed and planned while Ezio took a nap.

There goes my Lovecraft joke.

And yet I can't stop looking at it! Why?! I'm already queesy, but I can't stop.