Good.

The body positive movement has always been a ton of horse shit from all sides.

Expend more calories than you take in and you lose weight. Take in more calories than you burn off you gain weight. Its really simple. The science is settled.

Even me, I see it. I was like thats not real, but it has a whole article, so I am just here being like: I guess I not only don’t know what human hands look like, I also apparently have fake hands that look far too fleshy to be real.

I’ve been in there in the comments too like that. No worries. I hope Tuesday treats you better. 

Must be fun for a company to have to try and balance rationality and emotion among the people for something they’re not at all legitimately responsible. Are we to have military checkpoints into every event that has more than 10 people? In this context, “more security” really isn’t feasible to prevent this.

I am a middle-aged white lady but I would love to show up and use my “let me speak to your manager” powers for good.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Second only to people who cry “COTD” at every mildly clever comment in Jalopnik articles.

I want to take this song, and play it at a party to see if anyone notices and thinks theyre just having a stroke.

i await footage of the first “boxed an enemy and dutch ovened” them clip on twitter

Would love for a 50v50 version of this, with Thor on one side and Thanos on the other.

Wait, I thought these were all of the reasons we did have a liberal media, but not a leftist media. Because these are all bad things liberals do.