We at Gawker are entirely transparent about what sex toys we prefer.

Oh, Jesus. So when ESPN retaliates and finds someone at Amazon willing to be bought, are we all going to know what kind of sex toys Deadspin employees prefer?

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

“years before you likely started reading this website...”

You know its almost NFL season when grown men are whining to the media.

Suggs got to him too quickly to tell

Super excited for that December game where Wayne debuts as a cornerback because everyone else is hurt, and yet somehow the Patriots still manage to win a crucial game to secure a playoff berth because Todd Bowles or Joe Philbin are too stupid and/or Bryce Petty or Ryan Tannehill are unable to take advantage.

Yea, all Stallworth did that year was put up 700 yards receiving ass part of the highest scoring offense in NFL history.

Is Buzzfeed contacting you about your new internet fame as we speak?

It was hard for me for about two years, because one doctor told me I could wake up any morning and it might come back. So you wake up every day thinking, Today’s the day! Then it’s not.

“I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Red Stripe Lager.”

“The Cookie Factory”, a medical marijuana dispenser which sells “Khalifa Kush” will still be there.

Right. I will cede the point that Wiz is incorrect in his assertion of their future ubiquity. But, they do exist and can be used albeit sparingly.

Only J.R.Smith can pull that off.

People won’t be riding hoverboards in six months or six years but police sure will be violently arresting Black people.

Wow!

An infinite number of Peter Gammons asses ass-tweeting an infinite number of times will eventually tweet at Rihanna.