Sheer morbid curiosity makes me want to get one of these.

Picture: Brolin on the set of W. 2.

If I had to guess, and this is totally just a guess, it’s a trade-off between quieter registers and shorter check-out times, since without the beeps cashiers would have to put more attention into making sure everything is scanned.

My roommate is a burner. He doesn’t take it too seriously, he just likes to spin records in the woods with his friends and look at cool art projects. But sometimes I feel like the burn only exists to relieve the amount of stress he builds up planning for the burn.

Thanks for a measured and thoughtful take on a complicated Not reading the comments, because I can already imagine the sputtering temper tantrums about the temerity of children for existing in public.

How... exactly do we prove you wrong? Like, do you want me to make Trump say something about the world cup? Because fella, if I could make him say things, I would focus on making him act like less of a racist manchild, not more.

I have sat through entire episodes of 2 Broke Girls. Episodes plural.

I’m not devastated. I’m just disappointed in everyone who chooses to watch something this mediocre. Do you honestly think this is the best you deserve?

It kind of makes me sad that they pulled Faith back into this since The Faith Diaries were so much better than what unREAL has become.

You’re a dumb person who doesn’t know what words are.

Last Man Standing was already on Fridays. Half of what’s kept it limping along for as long as it has is that it performs above replacement value for a Friday night time slot.

To the People of the State of Fox:

I care about it because have the misfortune to keep picking roommates who like hacky multi-cam sitcoms, and therefore sometimes I have to see it.

In this case it’s more like farting Dixie.

Counterpoint: don’t bring back everything bagel, they were barely indistinguishable from plain old sour cream and onion.

They’re not great, but they taste more like chicken than I expected. Especially since the General Tso’s chips just taste like soy sauce.

http://www.snydersofhanover.com/products/pretzel-pieces.html

Kroger has hot chicken chips now that kind of taste like fried chicken. It’s pretty remarkable for chip technology.

Dear Lays,

I tried them last time they were out. They were not good. Extremely strong fake tomato flavor and not much else.