Someone needs a nap.

I finished the first episode, and the answer to “which of these plotlines are slightly different versions of things from previous seasons?” is “all of them, duh.”

What if it’s meth?

You don’t want all the subtle nuances of that anus?

Especially given the bizarre premise that Everlasting is shot and aired in close to real time.

Somehow I suspect that if you went back through the production notes for S1 it would turn out all the cringiest parts of s1 (hello, Mary’s suicide) were Gertrude Shapiro’s idea, and that Noxon leaving was her cue to just go buck wild.

I mean, I already have a Hulu account so I’m not paying anything to watch it that I wasn’t already paying. I just started the first episode and it is what it is. Knowing that I can just binge this definitely helps. Also my old roommate who I watched it with is gonna be home next week, so this is kind of perfect timing.

*sigh*

The skin is the best part of the potato, tho.

When you make a completely off-topic plea for everyone to acknowledge a situation where you might be allowed to say the n-word, you’ve left ‘discussing things like a grownup’ way in the rearview mirror.

This makes sense when the original actor is on the screen, but much less so when the orignial actor is already interpreting an animated image.

I’m gonna assume that when they were passing out self-awareness you were jacking off in the bathroom. That’s the only explanation that works here.

I think the whole point of Waterford is that there really isn’t a lot there. He’s a relatively simple but also very insecure dude who thrives in Gilead’s system because it fairly easy to understand rules that put him in a place of power, and especially how it gives him leverage over the wife he knows is more…

Literally all FW ever does is whine about how things that were in the episode weren’t there because they weren’t spelled out in bold letters.

You being a fragile little baby who can’t deal with the sight of homeless people is completely a you problem.

I’d say the... complicated nature of Harlan Ellison’s relationship to women is summed up in his intro for Joanna Russ in Again, Dangerous Visions, where he spends a thousand words on how feminism is important because too many great female writers are being ignored but can’t help but end with a quip about how Russ…

What eliza-cat said, but also, Bash only has two kinds of relationships in his life - employee/employer and mother/son. He doesn’t know how to begin to express himself in a normal way.

How could they have Patrick Renna there and never have his kiss off to Rhonda be “you wrestle like a girl.”

I make half-wheat pretzels, and sometimes turn them into a desert by adding a honey caramel glaze, powdered sugar and chopped fruit. It’s generally a big hit.

“Hi, Dunkin Donuts? One of your employees whipped his dick out and rubbed it on the counter while he was taking my order. His name was Chad and I heard him say he had tickets to a Phish concert.”