“It’s 1 in the morning and I’m drunk, this place is open” is kind of baked into Pita Pit’s business model.

I normally wouldn’t do this, but, since this story takes place in a library, I have to rag on you for mixing up “principal” and “principle.”

Tried it today on your recommendation. It’s good, but the Nashville Hot is still better.

I’m not a vegan but I’m sorry someone was an asshole to you.

Couple of years ago I was on a date. We showed up at a reasonable time, but it was going so well that even as we could see them cleaning up, we ignored it and kept talking, and they had to shut off the patio lights as a sign that they needed us to leave. I still feel a little bad about that.

Um, I’m from Atlanta and it’s decidedly not mountainous. We have that one rock that sticks out of the ground, but it’s mostly just gently rolling hills. And a lot of the places great barbecue comes from, like the Carolina coasts, aren’t mountainous either.

Same thing I’ll always say in this situation - there will probably never be another episode of TV about teens and birth control as good as “A Bitter Pill to Swallow.”

At the end of the finale Roseanne has a monologue that reveal the whole final season was a fictionalized version of reality that she wrote in her diary. It was Jackie who was a lesbian, not their mom; Dan died from the heart attack, and they never won the lottery.

I lived with two other people and we were constantly wondering if there was garlic and had someone bought garlic and thought, “I’m at the store, might as well buy more garlic.”

“He came dancing across the water, with his galleons and his guns,” already did justice to the story. Anything else is just set dressing.

Congratulations, you’ve summed up season 2 of Preacher.

Where does “The Abstract Concept of Hitler” rank?

That seems like kind of an absurd over-reaction.

Captain Archer’s humanizing fixation was water polo, but you can be forgiven for not having watched enough of Enterprise to remember that.

There’s a theory that Star Wars actually occurs during a galactic dark age. People still have the basic know-how to build the things they already knew how to build, but innovation is non-existent and literacy rates are low.

Tell that to Philip K. Dick.

Um... there is this thing called meatloaf glaze.

It’s not just red Gatorade with blue Gatorade for desert? I’ve been living a lie. And also now want Gatorade.

I had a roommate who was an ex-cross country runner. He gained a ton of weight after college because he was used to ramming in massive amounts of calories and didn’t know how to stop.

If we’re blasting people who believe the world is flat into space in homemade rockets now, can we use that technology on Thomas Friedman?