Technically John Bolton isn’t a neocon, he’s something weirder and more insane.

Comics Curmudgeon pointed out the same thing happening with Curtis a while back. As time progressed while the characters stayed the same age, the stock jokes about Curtis’s dad getting mad at him for listening to rap became increasingly implausible because they reached a point where that would have been the music of…

Two whole dollars? Does your garlic come plated in gold?

Shit, not even Tom Clancy. My copy of As I Lay Dying that I’ve had since high school has peanut butter stains in it. I would never do that to a library book, because that’s someone else’s book, but this one is mine.

Since it’s now significantly older than them, I like to play this fun (and by fun, I mean depressing) game where I ask my students if they know the Simpsons used to be one of the funniest shows on TV. I had one student recently who was fully versed in classic Simpsons, but mostly the responses range from “no” to “why…

Yup. Paring knife and a little attention. That’s do it most of the time.

Gwen, I have the same problems. I’m 5'6" and got down to 102 pounds in high school, and it killed me that I couldn’t move the needle below 100. I went through it again my senior year of college, to the point where two of my friends came up with a lie for why they needed my keys so they could sneak into my apartment…

A few months back I dropped my SNES from a couple feet, and it stopped working. I was visibly distressed and my roommate shooed me out of the house because she didn’t want to deal with me. (I had a gig to go to, anyway.)

I was done with Facebook for a while. I went to a mid-tier law school in the south, and, during the 2013 government shutdown I just stopped going there because there were too many people whose opinions I just didn’t want, and, longer I was gone, the more I was like “I don’t miss this.”
I’ve kind of gone back now, for…

I ate a whole bag (99 cent bag) the other day and I can’t say I was impressed. There’s something a little too tangy about the seasoning.

You should have talked to us garbage people. We’ve been doing this with the little 4-packs of wine you get at gas stations or airplane bottles of whiskey dropped into your soda for decades now.

Really glad this all turned into a bunch of people arguing with a dude who 100% definitely jacks off to old episodes of The A Team.

So... you’re admitting your a minority? How does that work for the cogent argument you seem to think you’re making?

You’re about to find out that the smell coming from your pants is shit, so...

The above is what it looks like when your insecurities lead to you preference trying waaaaay too hard to be the smartest person in the room over everything else.

You’re really giving me the impression you don’t understand what correlation and causation are.

Cape Cod Mediterranean chips all the way.

Right after the stock market crashed in 2008 I somehow happened to catch an Andy Rooney rant about how to save money. His first two tips were:

If it’s any good, it’ll get picked up by PBS, same as literally every other Shakespeare adaptation.

My family stays a lot at Vogel, which has all that stuff as well as the benefit of not being Helen.