Man, I don’t even know, it was five years ago, and, like I said, I was already drunk and entering an epic food coma.

Best food experience I ever had -one summer I interned in DC and had a roommate who was putting himself through culinary school by working as a bartender at Jaleo (said Andres was the nicest guy and super supportive of him). One morning he used his employee discount to take me on a brunch tour of Adres’s DC…

I was actually going by my memory of Nixonland.

That would mark the first time a bizarre twist in a game show managed to reward Jonathan Penner.

Ailes worked in local news until he had the good fortune to spend some time bending the ear of a guest named Richard Nixon, who was intrigued by his theories about how television could matter in elections. He then spent most of his career in politics. It was only in the ‘90s that he went back to TV, crashing between a…

Wait wait wait. I totally missed Powers Boothe dying and now I’m genuinely frightened because there’s like a zero percent chance he isn’t going to eventually come back as some kind of revenant that will terrorize us all.

I’ll say the same thing I say every time this comes up - I don’t think we can call what Barr has spiraled into right-wing madness. It’s so all over the place I don’t think it has a name.

So is anything being kept from the finale? There’s a joke that makes it clear that they either didn’t win the lottery or blew through all their money, but is Jackie still gay? I haven’t been paying attention to this, except for the insane stuff about Roseanne being a Trump supporter, does anyone know?

Roseanne did a a whole episode about their oldest daughter admitting she was having sex and asking to go on birth control. In 1991. It’s not perfect but it was hardly Last Man Standing.

drama queen?

I’m not a dog under 30 pounds, so my worry about coyotes is limited. They run wild in the woods behind my parents’ house - you can hear the pups howling at night.

My one problem is this clearly only lists restaurants with female head chefs. I looked at the map for my area and immediately asked “where’s Bambinelli’s” an Italian place nearby that’s been run by the same tough-as-nails woman for longer than I’ve been alive. And then I thought, “that’s right, Bonnie’s not the chef,…

He’ll drop the front sometimes. There’s one episode where a brother team inherited their dads restaurant, with one as chef and the other as business manager, only it turned out that the business manager was skimming from the restaurant to fund his heroin habit and ended up going to prison for it, which just ripped his…

God, Amy’s Bakery is the single best episode of American Kitchen Nightmares.

Weekend papers are gigantic, because people have time to sit around and read them, and celebrity profiles are part of the package.

Please enjoy this video of Jimmy Fallon enjoying two people who are more interesting than him.

To be fair, Joe Biden’s meeting with the video game industry was mostly him talking about his favorite levels in Wolfenstein.

This may be the dumbest argument I have every read.

“Orphan Black” and “on-track” are orthogonal concepts.

I don’t know how you make a Waffle House cold. There’s a fucking giant griddle five feet away from you.