Maureen Dowd has a longstanding reputation for being a gossipy, condescending writer who is too informal about serious situations and who characterizes women she doesn’t like as too slutty or too masculine, and men she doesn’t like as too feminine.

By all means, just read the summary. It’s standard Maureen Dowd.

I installed a Chrome filter that was supposed to autocorrect “Milo Yiannopolis” to “Perez Hitler,” but apparently it actually just keys in on the “Milo,” so reading articles about This Is Us has become really weird. 

Oh, shit it is Super Bowl week. That means next week avocados will be on sale because grocery stores overstocked to prepare for all the idiots who convinced themselves they were totally gonna make homemade guac this year. Awesome.

They don’t call him “Mayday Malone” for nothing.

It’s “Celebrity Baby Plastic Surgery Accidents,” a callback to one of the things she was buying when she was killed.

They’re both alive.

I don’t know what you’re talking about. Atlanta doesn’t have a baseball team. They moved to Cobb County.

Sadly, it’s just regular misogynistic.

Real real glad the AV club is just Reddit, now.

It’s not. It’s exactly as lame as exploding kittens or that thing with the unicorns, and the only way this is cool is if they’re deliberately running a scam.

*wouldn’t

This is the only thing that would make this satisfying for me.

I would assume they would have to be, since this is clearly a product of FYAD remnants, but... man, given their longstanding contempt for corny Kickstarter card games I would have hoped they would spare someone just because it was a friend.

I cannot wait for Your Kickstarter Sucks to make fun of this.

“Her floppy feet are what she uses to get around.”

Taking the Taco Bell bell out of the grays is a work of public service.

Your kids are gonna change their mind when it turns out the cause of the fire was Yog-Sothoth. Or maybe they’re not. I don’t know what your kids are into.

I clicked on this article because I thought that somehow that was Travis McElroy in picture.

I’m a teacher, too, and if a student put me on blast like this my response would be “fuck yes, you’re doing it right.”