Alternatively, Amy Poehler plays Doug Forcett, who got to choose any form he wanted when he got to The Good Place, and chose to be a perky blonde woman.

Wait, The Killers are doing math rock, now?

Amy Poehler has to be saved for whatever The Good Place’s version of god is.

Do yourself a favor and never listen to Analyze Phish, or,at least, never listen to the last couple episodes.

Got any top picks for the judge? I’m going with Jim O’Heir.

Shelley Long appears to be relatively stable now, so if they could bring her in as some kind of romantic interest for Michael I would die.

That’s just someone who’s in group 2. And who is going to the Bad Place.

Yeah, but Banks has been real, real dead for a minute now.

When Alice Munro won in 2013 I gave up hope that Le Guin would get it. They weren’t going to give it to two white North American women within such a short span.

I’m shocked there was controversy about this. I always just assumed the “in my life” part was enjambed and a continuation of the previous thought.

This is well meaning, but wrong. Take it from me, you can’t make an addict stop giving in to their addiction by force, and a lot of the time, trying to just makes them dig in harder. If someone isn’t ready to accept sobriety they won’t and you either have to wait and hope that they will or cross your fingers that that…

3 is kind of where it gets batshit. The problem with trying to do Dune as more than than just the first movie is that at a certain point you have so many creepily precocious children that you’re going “this really should be an anime, shouldn’t it?”

The spice is... there was this sauce...

Thanks.

It’s going rocky. The first time I tried I went cold turkey and had basically all of the things you can have, up to and including waking delusions. But I wasn’t ready to accept that I needed to be sober yet, so I relapsed pretty quickly, and now I’m doing it the hard way. I’d love to be able to just check myself into…

And to be clear, just taking the prescribed dose, sometimes maybe a half pill more, absolutely destroyed me. 

It wasn’t habit forming for me, either. I’d done it recreationally before and knew it didn’t do that much for me, so I assumed taking a pill a day wouldn’t be a problem. Three months later I was puking every 30 minutes and my immune system was in the trash can, which I still haven’t recovered from.

Been there too, friend.

Xanax is no fucking joke. The first time I tried to get sober I got prescribed Xanax by a hack psychiatrist to ease the transition, and detoxing from that ended up being more unpleasant than detoxing from booze.

Boy child of prophecy gets magic powers that allow him to take down an oppressive empire.