I’d like to hear more about this...

Janet is designed to provide for human needs. It’s not implausible that she wouldn’t be able to make something humans shouldn’t ever need.

You sound like you don’t get invited to parties.

Congress has been abolished and the Jacksonville Jaguars are our benevolent philosopher kings.

They can’t ditch Ted Danson, for people of a certain age, he’s the biggest name draw on the marquee. My boomer uncle only watched it because it was the new Ted Danson show.

I’m not really familiar with Dax Shepherd, so I thought that was Ryan Hansen with a bad haircut and was like, “so... is this show just gonna poach all of Rob Thomas’s actors, now?”

Hey, Tiya Sircar has spent a season passably pretending she’s not from Texas, even if you can hear the twang drop in every once in a while.

Back in the Fire Joe Morgan days, when that was his alias, there was at least one post where he referred to himself as “Kent Remendaux.”

Not unless you earn them.

I’m upset about the part where putting the restaurant’s tag line on the box makes me unsure there’s not an alive lobster inside there.

Abraham Lincoln sold poison milk to school children.

Hey Jeffrey Toobin, maybe stick to writing about the Supreme Court. I now feel less bad about a week ago when I saw you on the tv in a restaurant and thought for a second you were David Brooks.

Oh, fuck, now that I saw that picture, Jack White is gonna crawl out of my computer in seven days and kill me, isn’t he?

Do a Parks and Rec throwback and have one be “A Spinning Cone of Meat”

You’re a pretty intense person. It can be hard to tell what is and isn’t a joke.

Fuller’s last show included an uncensored male-on-male sex scene that he made the actors redo because it wasn’t erotic enough, with specific instructions about how their hips should be moving.

This is a bad idea that nobody could possibly pull... is a thing I remember saying five years ago.

It’s frustrating because they presented him with everything he claimed to want in a DACA deal two days ago, but now, “oops, not happening.”

Yeah, the part where he was creeping on Megan Ganz is literally the only part of this that is new.

So... how many of the dudes announcing they’re driving 35 miles to own the libs drive giant trucks with pitiful gas-mileage even though they don’t need them?