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So he doesn’t go to an anti-gay church, he just goes to a “hate the sin, love the sinner” type church when it comes to the gays? They don’t hate gays, they accept them and forgive them?

The doctor who sat down with her FOR TWO HOURS is a freaking saint.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

Still?

They’re on fire this week:

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Anybody know Anna’s phone number?

Seriously. And if it were Chris Pine texting, “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.” We would all be swooning.

I can't imagine being someone who gives two shits that this exists. This need on the right to make her look bad is simply pathetic.

i use these:

FRANKIE SAYS RELAX, Jessica Simpson. Clearly Portman was using her photo as an example of how the MEDIA pushes so many messages to women and young girls. Be sexy! But be a virgin! But be a good girl! But guys only like girls who put out! etc., and etc. Jeebus, why is everything so fucking personal?

The excerpts I’ve seen, especially the Nick-on-horseback one, gave me the general impression that Mariah Smith is desperately hurt that Nick married someone other than herself.

KFC and cologne : (

The subtlety is key. Poised, yet salty af. Yes Michelle. Serve. 

In Leah Remini’s book she talked about how the kids hate their mom because she’s been deemed a suppressive person by the church of Scientology. Poor Nicole Kidman, it must be awful to have your children brainwashed and turned against you.

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

“Me and Tristan will deal with him and I”

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We

We will never be the “good guy with a gun.” The 2nd amendment was never written “for us” it was written to protect “them” from “us.” 

“Oh, well that’s not altered, that’s sped up. They do it all the time in sports to see if there’s actually a first down or a touchdown.”