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In fairness to Trump, he (and definitely Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III) probably considers the prosecution of Klansmen who killed small black girls to be too heavy-handed and a miscarriage of justice, because, you know, there were bad people on both sides.

Is there a reason to hate her other than that she’s just... bland?

he’s never had the opportunity to defend himself and that violates due process in America

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

And here I thought he was sexy because he was tall, good looking and ripped.

Are you serious? I just played this at work and now I have an audience around my desk.

As explained in the video, the male’s body is still being controlled by nerves in its abdomen, and “it can still get the job done.”

As a side note to film history, Scott wanted Plummer all along, but the studios wanted a “name.”

TWO women in red!

Huh. Probably shouldn’t have signed that bill making it harder for people with mental illness to purchase a gun.

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

I really hope every time Matthew McConaughey handed out a turkey he looked at the fowl recipient dead in the eye and uttered a line from his goofy Lincoln commercials. “Sometimes you gotta go back... to actually move forward, and I don’t mean going back to reminisce, or chase ghosts. I mean going back to see where you

If it’s any consolation, arrows and musket balls are also ineffective as an ICBM shield.

“We dominate the sky. We dominate the seas. We dominate the land and space.”

Donald is holding Melania’s hand, whether she wants it held or not. Her hand makes almost a fist (and would be a full fist if she weren’t borrowing black panther’s claws for the Pearl Harbor visit). You can’t clasp hands with someone’s fist, so Donald has to make due with the ball of fingers.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza