shaqtinafool
ShaqtinAFool
shaqtinafool

Larry’s a fucking amateur.

What a maneuver!

You’re telling me that the same Willard who strapped his dog to the roof of his car on a 12-hour road trip until it shit itself said this?

These seatbelt laws are violating my constitutional rights to bodily integrity, autonomy, and medical choice to fly through my windshield.

Goddamnit, this is America. You will not take away my freedom to fly through my windshield in a collision, just like you will not take away my freedom to have my respiratory system ravaged by COVID.

“Why don’t they just simply... relocate to their summer homes?”

This is a general outline of the process by the NLRB:

purchased tactical gloves, a bulletproof vest, a hoodie bearing the word “revenge,” cargo pants, a bowie knife, a skull facemask, two Glock 17 magazines, a 9mm Glock 17 clip and a holster clip concealed carry for a Glock

They all were. Newt Gingrich was a part of that crusade as well.

The rumor was that CFA brined their chicken in pickle juice, but apparently that’s been debunked. Their chicken itself is... fine (i.e., usually not completely fucking dry), but if you’re looking for crispy breading, this ain’t it. To me, Popeyes has the far superior chicken sandwich (sorry, Zaxby’s and Church’s

There was a 2003 study that indicated it was more likely GBS than polio:

Franklin Delano Roosevelt had polio*, so clearly it really was that bad. Polio makes you a communist.

Ingham stepped down last week following a bombshell New Yorker investigation, which cited sources who believed he was “loyal to the conservatorship and to Jamie [Spears], despite nominally representing Spears” and said he reported Spears’s activities to her dad.

rooting for the asteroid

Your asking price was too high, even for Disney?