I mean, I’m assuming at least some of those books are hollowed out and are filled with either flasks or more guns.

I’m sorry, was he trying to appear anti-racist, or trying to demonstrate why he shouldn’t be allowed within 500 feet of children?

Hmm, not enough guns.

Right, but Jake Paul (the doofus with the broken tooth) isn’t the one who’s fighting.

Dodging the action like it was income taxes

Mayweather is fighting Logan Paul, not Jake Paul.

I mean, we know why he was really buying all those Twinkies in Die Hard...

As a palate cleanser, may I offer a gif of Kamaru Usman subsequently knocking out Jorge Masvidal, the fellow MAGA chud who helped Jake Paul “train” for that farce of a boxing match against Ben Askren?

It’s funny because Tucker is the Racist Bitch.

See also, Megyn Kelly.

But, did you ever consider Scom Titt?

Hmm, I wonder what Bobby’s opinion of the proposed changes to the capital gains tax is...

Surely, Michael Cohen lightning can’t strike twice?

Why couldn’t this James Rhodes be the one horribly crippled instead?

Guyger, 32, did not appear in court Tuesday and the panel seemed to doubt the arguments presented by her lawyer. The judges will hand down a decision at an unspecified later date.

Who knew you could get CTE just from commentating on MMA?

The “joke” is tired old mudslinging from the GOP that Kamala clearly slept her way to the top because she was in a relationship with former SF Mayor Willie Brown, which ended in 1995, and that clearly led to her