Trump won Ohio by 8 points in each of the last two elections.

Sure was.

Fun fact: Simi Valley is also the place where the 4 cops who beat Rodney King were acquitted.

Hey, at least the kid didn’t end up like Emmett Till. Progress! /s

Seems like she should enable it.

while neglecting to mention the fact that Australia did multiple lockdowns and paid people to stay home

Secret Service protection for former Presidents is optional. Nixon relinquished protection in 1985.

How dare you cast aspersions upon Kraken & Associates, LLP.

Or, you could be playing the new heist right now for the low, low price of $39.98 in Shark Cards! /s

My guess is that they’d rather destroy the rhydonium at all costs than have it amassed by the Empire to commit more atrocities?

Does getting mugged void my AppleCare warranty?

He and Trump have a lot in common:

Vince would consider having to abide by fair labor practices as ruining his life.

You’re really not giving them enough credit for “pushing UV light, bleach, and malaria drugs to magically cure it” and “completely abdicating responsibility to state governments and then throwing a bitch fit when said state governments try to do something about it” and “catching it themselves to become their own…

Looks like their signs can be recycled:

There’s also a reason why Rule 11 Sanctions (and its state court counterparts) exist.

He should have just gone full Carlos Boozer: