fuck yeah, jane! you make the best faces!

Also, if a dermatologist isn’t for you curology.com is an online dermatology site that, for $20 a month, will make a custom compounded prescription night cream to address Aging and/or acne concerns. They hire board certified dermatologists to analyze pictures you submit and you can always contact the deem through the…

MAYBE SHE HASN’T FOUND ANYONE SHE LIKES LIKE THAT, GOSH!

This looks exactly like Kate Winslet’s smile...

Fun fact, a ‘unit’ of botox is actually called a “mouse unit.” It is called a mouse unit because it contains the amount of botulinum toxin required to kill 50% of a group of 18-20 gram female Swiss-Webster mice (median intraperitoneal lethal dose).

Just FYI, putting a ‘You do you’ qualifier in front of a really judgey statement does NOT make it any less judgey.

Dear Jane Marie, I think you are so beautiful already, I am surprised that you would feel you needed Botox but support your choice to try it nonetheless because sometimes what works is surprising.

Yaaaaaaaas

I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…

I’m just letting y’all know that I’m watching that Shia LaBeouf livestream of Shia LaBeouf watching every Shia LaBeouf movie. He’s on day three.

Google Shia LaBeouf watching Transformers and see why Shia LaBeouf is all of us.

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Update: the poor bastard, people keep coming up to Shia…

I hardly think it would take an organized smear campaign on the Kardashians’ part to get people angry at Rebel’s comments. I don’t care for the family (outside of looking at them; I think they’re all really attractive), but even I’m tired of hearing the sam old “they should be ashamed because the only reason they’re…

This one time, when I was a teenager, I remember a bunch of us were in the supermarket one night, drunk, and we got really excited that a dinnerlady from our old school was in there. And we were like “Omg, Mrs blah!” and she just smiled patiently and was like ok cool bye, I’m shopping.

Anything with Gail Van-Oxdale. She’s from Canada and had Debt Until Do Us Part for couples and Princess for single women. There was some bald guy I liked on A and E but I don't remember him. All of those shows were cancelled which was a shame. They were useful.

OHAI MOSTLYKELP!

OMG what are they smoking. This dress is gorg

All I know is Sheetz is the love of my life.

I’m watching The Room. How comfortable can sex actually be on a wooden winding staircase?

Okay, but that quote about sand is totally true.

It saddens me that so many didn’t get that reference